Look, you know, you can't please everybody. I'm a stand-up comic. I know that. It doesn't matter how funny you are and how well you do, there's two people that are going to walk out of there hating you.
“We got to jump on, like, trampolines, learn flips, learn karate, kung fu, Hong Kong street fighting.”
“If I had to name the number one asset you could have for any sport I'd say speed. In baseball, all a guy with speed has to do is make contact.”