Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
I need privacy. I would think that because what I do makes a lot of people happy that I might deserve a little bit of respect in return. Instead, the papers try to drag me off my pedestal.
People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk.