When I got a telly we had no aerial, but I discovered that if I or one of the children stood by it you could get a picture. So I had to make a statue that could stand by the telly.
“I do not regard it as wrong to take my life, because I simply change my place of residence and go where my wife and baby are.”
“It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.”