I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this big heavy metal thing and I started as a joke to scream in a heavy metal falsetto. I found myself saying things like: Feel my pain, I am white, feel my pain.
“It's always fun to walk down the street with or behind a really beautiful woman, for no reason other than to see how the world reacts to them.”