If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.
“It seems to me that humour is everybody's way of keeping sane and standing off from the situations so that they can see it intellectually, as well as emotionally, and I don't know whether you've noticed, but if somebody tells a joke, it's nearly always a mini fantasy.”
“Growing up in Rhode Island, my friends would have strung me up if I had been a Yankees fan.”