If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.
“Women have always been courageous... They are always fearless when protecting their children and in the last century they have been fearless in the fight for their rights.”
“You may observe in all my lessons, that I tell you how the legs go, and those who are unacquainted with that, are entirely ignorant and work in the dark.”