I'll tell you why I like writing: it's just jumping into a pool. I get myself into a kind of trance. I engage the world, but it's also wonderful to just escape. I try to find the purities out of the confusion. It's pretty old-fashioned, but it's fun.
I went to art school, I think it helped me a great deal because it taught me who I am.
But then I always wanted to play for Rangers. Man United is a great club and Alex Ferguson is a legend.