I found out about reviews early on. They're mostly written by sad men on bad afternoons. That's probably why I'm less angry than some writers, who are so narcissistic they consider every line of every review, even a thoughtful one, as major treason.
“Well it's not a matter for me to say what Llew Smith can or cannot do, he's an elected Member of Parliament.”
“If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.”