After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.
“I personally developed the Academy training program. All our training is based on solid educational principles. We present the material in four training formats: lecture, demonstration, drill, and implementation.”
“I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.”