He has only half learned the art of reading who has not added to it the more refined art of skipping and skimming.
“I have a chemical imbalance that, in its most extreme state, will lead me to a mental hospital.”
“All the times being like, 'Who rented this car and why are we going to this place?' You take the easy route and go, 'Oh, thanks for the champagne. I'll have another.'”