If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite; you can be sure it will be the right thing nine out of 10 times.
“If in my fight I can encourage even some people to understand and to abandon policies they now so blindly follow, I shall not regret any punishment I may incur.”
“Language is my bugbear. Everyone says things now like 'I was sat' instead of 'I was sitting', which just sounds so ugly.”