You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
“You can't be afraid to fail. It's the only way you succeed - you're not gonna succeed all the time, and I know that.”
“The press don't like to say nice things because nice is boring. It's much better to label me the devil. What we do is not brain surgery. We are entertainers, plain and simple, and we're responsible to bring that money back, to make a profit.”