You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
“When you step on the treadmill, make a commitment. Do, say, 3 miles a day. And don't get off until you finish. It doesn't matter what speed you're going. Just don't get off.”
“I have no intention of going back to France, except for yearly visits to meet my family.”