You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
“We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels.”
“It's quite nice to see that I didn't have to change who I was to reach two very different types of people.”