At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
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Nationality: American Type: Journalist Born: July 4, 1918 Death: June 22, 2002 |
I once got a letter from a woman who told me she was 90. She said if she were 30 years younger, I would have had to watch out. I guess 60 seems really young when you're 90. She said she would eat me with a spoon.

