I can give you the King's English and then I can take it to the street, but do both or do one and don't do one knowing only the street. That's going to hold you back because what comes out is going to impress people, and it will impress them negatively.
“There wouldn't be half as much fun in the world if it weren't for children and men, and there ain't a mite of difference between them under the skins.”