I wish I could undo what I did at Enron but I can't. I understand that I deserve punishment. Your honor, I accept the prison sentence that you are about to impose and will serve it without bitterness.
“The stupid believe that to be truthful is easy; only the artist, the great artist, knows how difficult it is.”
“But I'm kind of spoilt when it comes to comedy. I was on 'Friends', which was one of the funniest things on television.”