You know, once somebody knows you can sing Elphaba, it's like being able to sing Evita - people shut up about it already.
“Lord Chancellor, did I deliver the speech well? I am glad of that, for there was nothing in it.”
“I just read an 800-page history of the Scottish Enlightenment and, honestly, I may as well just start it again now, because I cannot remember a single thing. I can barely remember where Scotland is.”