Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living.
“I graduated from high school early so I could move to New York to do 'A Little Night Music' out of the New York City Opera.”
“If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.”