It is statistically proven that the strongest institution that guarantees procreation and continuity of the generations is marriage between one man and one woman. We don't want genocide. We don't want to destroy the sacred institution of marriage.
Bridget Jones is part of literary lore now and actually to be a part of it is enormously flattering.
It couldn't sound like a dog, because K9 isn't a dog, but I made it sound as mechanical as possible.

