The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can't tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?
“I've been taking a trapeze class for the last couple of years. I'm working on my double back flip right now.”
“Owners, the way they blackballed me from baseball, the way they used me, in a sense, and then the way they wanted to send a signal to the other players, saying, you know, we're going to get Jose Canseco out of the game. This is a cue or a message for you other guys to stop using steroids because the”