I make it a rule always to believe compliments implicitly for five minutes, and to simmer gently for twenty more.
“I love the idea that biodiesel has the potential to support farmers, especially the family farms.”
“I found in one of the tombs an inscription saying, 'If you touch my tomb, you will be eaten by a crocodile and hippopotamus.' It doesn't mean the hippo will eat you, it means the person really wanted his tomb to be protected.”