The work of a team should always embrace a great player but the great player must always work.
“I would gladly do it but I am suffering from social phobia. I cannot manage being in a crowd of people.”
“Anyway, how can you sack anyone who still hasn't got a contract. I'll be there for the game and I'll stand behind the dugout giving instructions to the players from there. They will respond to me more than the next manager.”