When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
“One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.”
“The Flutie Bowl is a great event that brings together people who really care about the autism community. We always have a great time bowling and playing music.”