The one I remember is going into London, as it was for us in Essex, on New Year's Eve in 1981. There were four of us and we'd had a few lagers on the way. One of my mates threw up in the Tube and then stood up and fell over in it. We thought it was the funniest thing we'd ever seen.
“I've been campaigning for 17 of the last 24 months. I'm ready to legislate and not campaign.”
“In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.”