We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.
“Most men have always wanted as much as they could get; and possession has always blunted the fine edge of their altruism.”
“If you ask me if I think I will be sober in 24 hours time I can say yes, but in two years I can't tell you. I could be dead.”