There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.
“You come into the world alone and you go out of the world alone yet it seems to me you are more alone while living than even going and coming.”
“It's really easy to figure out why I love what I love, the holidays and food. I know the difference between having them and not having them.”