Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.
The weird thing was that Soft Cell was supposed to have come and gone before I started the album.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

