I'm waiting for the time when I fail - because we all fail - and I'm ready, I'll take up carpentry.
“I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes.aI'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me.”
“I mean being a writer is like being a psychoanalyst, but you don't get any patients.”