“Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant p”

“I didn't get my first car until I was 22. It was a BMW 1602 and now I've got it back I'm waiting to restore it.”