Well, sometimes if I go out to dinner with my family, people will come up to me and put their hand across my plate for me to shake, sometimes when I have a bite of food in my mouth. I find this a bit disturbing.
“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”
“Great things happen in small places. Jesus was born in Bethlehem. Jesse Jackson was born in Greenville.”