“I don't think you should be allowed to eat in a restaurant if you haven't waited tables at least once. It's so irritating when I see people being rude to waiters, like, it makes me want to slit their throats! Like, really? You're really this inconsiderate?”
“I learned from the example of my father that the manner in which one endures what must be endured is more important than the thing that must be endured.”