My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
“I'm not constrained by being a genre writer. Any story I can imagine, I can cast as a fantasy novel and probably get it published.”
“After I quote unquote came out as a Republican, one of my dearest gay friends said to me, 'You've got to go on a T.V. show and tell everyone you like gay people.' I was like, 'Why?' He was like, 'Because you're a Republican.' I was like, 'I'm sorry who's stereotyping who?'”