My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
“I was inspired more by early Bette Midler. I do wear a fancy dress and very high heels - and extra high hair. My goal is to obliterate all earnestness.”
“A chief called Lawyer, because he was a great talker, took the lead in the council, and sold nearly all the Nez Perce country.”