My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
“I used to be a retailer, and I find it discouraging when somebody comes in and they pick something up and they say, 'Now if you'll sell it to me without the sales tax, I'll buy it.'”
“Like millions of others, I have been plagued by the devastating effects of cancer hitting not one, but multiple members of my family.”