The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them in parliament.
People are surprised at how down-to-earth I am. I like to stay home on Friday nights and listen to 'The Art of Happiness' by the Dalai Lama.
Everybody, sooner or later, will have to go under the knife. Let's hope they make out as well as I did.

