As the rich consume more and more, they are clearly not going to want to downgrade their own status.
I, Alexander B. Campbell, make this statement of the cause of my death to relieve the coroner of the necessity of an inquest, and also let my friends know the motive that led me to take my own life.
I'm not Sammy Glick. I've never killed anyone. I don't have to. I'm too talented.