I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.
“Be yourself. Above all, let who you are, what you are, what you believe shine through every sentence you write, every piece you finish.”
“I've always thought vampires were interesting because they live forever, they're always well-financed, they dress well, you know what I mean? And they're, like, cool. Usually vampire - you've never seen a broke vampire. Have you?”