I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.
“We've always had a love for other places outside the US. I would be right with him. Now that Michael's been vindicated, we all have to be careful... you never know what someone's plotting and planning.”
“Come on, when does it come to the point where your name can't come up in trade talks? Willie Mays got traded. Pedro Martinez got traded. So what? That's part of the game.”