If you want a love message to be heard, it has got to be sent out. To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it.
People are always saying that I must have been the class clown, with all these voices. No, I was way too shy to be the class clown; I was a class clown's writer.
The Lord taught me to love everybody, but the last ones I learned to love were the sportswriters.

