It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
“I have not given much credence to reviews of my films. Sometimes they're wrong, but it didn't matter to me.”
“I'm useless at staring at a piece of white paper. But if you put a piece of white paper with a black line on it in front of me, I'll say no that black line should be red and it should go this way or that way.”