If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.'
During 'Saturday Night Fever' at the end of the first act dance number I tried to perform a split-jump, only I can't do them so I ended up on my ass followed by the most unsightly backward roll out of it, followed by the cast falling over in laughter and a good portion of the audience too.
The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder.