I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.
“I have a real passion for children. I always wanted to teach and only became an athlete because my parents told my brother Parenthesis and me that we should use any God-given talent we had.”
“Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.”