It's quite funny in that I once won Rear of the Year at my school! I was about 17 in the sixth form and we used to have an end of year celebration and give out different awards. I even got a little trophy!
“You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children.”
“Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.”