I had a briefcase at one point, but it was a kind of 1980s New Wave briefcase. It was made of some kind of cardboard and it had metal hinges. It was kind of faux industrial looking, and I used to carry my books in it rather than a backpack. I didn't want to have normal student accoutrements.
Everyone knows me and my wife's story. We didn't have sex until we got married.
The kids all knew me from Wayne's World. The grown-ups knew me after True Lies.