Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
In these dangerous times, where it seems the world is ripping apart at the seams, we can all learn how to survive from those who stare death squarely in the face every day, and we should reach out to each other and bond as a community, rather than hide from the terrors of life at the end of the mill
I'm not qualified for anything else, so I would imagine I'd either be doing something larcenous or I would have already been caught.