When I was a kid and got in trouble, I'd always say, Mom, I'm in trouble. Well, Mom, I'm in trouble.
Me, I'm spiritually retarded, I need to be knee deep in water with a fly rod in my hands, that's about as close to God as I get.
There are some who want to get married and others who don't. I have never had an impulse to go to the altar. I am a difficult person to lead.