Some of my high school teachers did remind me that I had an excellent imagination when it came to making up excuses.
I think talking about one's love life is always... It's a Pandora's box, best kept in journals.
For fossils to thrive, certain favorable circumstances are required. First of all, of course, remnants of life have to be there. These then need to be washed over with water as soon as possible, so that the bones are covered with a layer of sediment.