I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy.
“There are whole precincts of voters in this country whose united intelligence does not equal that of one representative American woman.”
“We've just learned how to balance ourselves a little better so that we're happier way more of the time than not, and, you know, being happy is a radical and desirable act if you ask me.”