An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
I actually defeated an incumbent Republican senator who was part of the Jesse Helm's political machine in North Carolina, the result of which is I'm now the senior senator from North Carolina instead of Jesse Helms, which is a very good thing for this country.
The beauty of a strong, lasting commitment is often best understood by men incapable of it.