For the most part, that message hasn't changed a lot over the years - love is still love, and heartbreak is still heartbreak.
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
Fifty thousand dollars' worth of cabinets isn't going to make you a better cook; cooking is going to make you a better cook. At the end of the day, you can slice a mushroom in about three inches of space, and you can carve a chicken in a foot and a half. So it doesn't matter how big the kitchen is.