A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it.
“Childhood obesity is best tackled at home through improved parental involvement, increased physical exercise, better diet and restraint from eating.”
“All we have to do is to peel the shrines like an onion, and we will be with the king himself.”